It’s Official: There Are No Aliens (From Space) Among Us (ContributorNetwork)

ContributorNetwork - In response to thousands of signatures petitioning the United States government to tell it like it is, the White House has finally issued a definitive answer on the subject of extra-terrestrial life on earth: E.T. isn’t here, there isn’t a plot to cover them up, and the government has no evidence that aliens have ever taken any particular interest in our piece of galactic real estate.

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